1. How to finger a girl

    gypsiesblood:

    1. Use your tongue

    (Source: she-wants-the-eod, via confusedboob-s)

     

  2. comedycentral:

    "You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

    (via laughterkey)

     

  3. (Source: boomfuckle, via codingandtea)

     

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  5. (Source: deborahkerr, via laughterkey)

     

  6. jerriblank:

    [x]

    I’m kinda into this, not gonna lie.

    (Source: lebeeson, via laughterkey)

     

  7. lovelyluruh:

    imsirius:

    "It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC

    Holy Fucking Shit. I would die. I would literally die…

    Ha i knew you’d see this. Lol. Just what if you had a photo with him and you didn’t know it.

    Even better is that i think he’d pay a lovely spiderman

     


  8. clientsfromhell:

    Me: “What browser are you on?”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “Google Chrome?”

    Client: “No, just regular Google.”

    Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “No.”

    Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

    Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

    Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

    My life

    (via slapfight)

     

  9. i-really-really-like-cats:

    Draw me like one of your French dickbutts.

    The true meaning of life.

    (via mollysoda)

     

  10. tastefullyoffensive:

    Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

     

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  13. image

    (Source: jenna-maroney, via laughterkey)

     

  14. kingcheddarxvii:

    sleepingcowboys:

    THEY HAVE THE SWEETEST VOICES EVER ;~;

    This is animal crossing

    (Source: thedeerking, via laughterkey)

     

  15. laughterkey:

    deducecanoe:

    castromarketsfca:

    Joseph Simons

    Mmmfft

    I, uh…yeah sorry I promise I’m listening - just, uh, what?

    jebus